Varok Saurfang

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These are only the best Saurfang facts, as taken from http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts, and as sifted through by yours truly.

If you can see Overlord Saurfang, Overlord Saurfang can see you. If you cannot see Overlord Saurfang, you might be seconds away from being cleaved.

Saurfang has a small fish, her name is Nessy

Saurfang has an enrage timer. It's mentioned somewhere in Revelations.

Never has a person seen a female ogre. Well, Saurfang doesn't like to even think about female ogres. Then guess why there aren't any female ogres.

Saurfang was born at 13:37 O'Cleave.

When Saurfang drinks, his perception of your level doesn't decrease; your level actually decreases.

Saurfang doesn't fall off Outland. Outland falls off Saurfang.

Saurfang Cannot do Mortal Strike because he cannot do anything "mortal". He came up with a new skill: Immortal Strike.

Saurfang can Execute his enemy at 100% Health. Just to save him time.

Saurfang doesn't kite. He glares at the mob and they go where he wants.

Saurfang enters dungeons, whether additional instances can be launched or not.

The fastest leveling record was set by Saurfang. This occurred so fast that he BROKE the limit.

Before Saurfang cleaved him, he, "Cookie" McWeaksauce, used to be known as Cookie McAwesomelyStrongSauce.

Saurfang died 10 years ago, but Death is still afraid to tell him so.

Algalon the Observer feeds on your tears. Saurfang feeds on his.

Jaina is currently cheating on Thrall with Saurfang. Thrall knows, but is too afraid of Saurfang to say anything.

Has anyone tried to kill Saurfang? Yes, Mankrik's wife has, though now she is known as Beaten Corpse.

Zul'Jin didn't cut off his own arm, Saurfang cut it off. It doesn't regenerate because his arm is afraid of being cut off again for trying to prove Saurfang wrong.

Bill Gates is Saurfang's level 1 bank alt.

Thottbot once tried to upload High Overlord Saurfang to their database. The resulting explosion created WoW-ratings as an accidental by-product of his awesomeness.

I may have changed that last one a tad.
Slavaa, on October 9, 2009 06:18:06 (edited 2 times) Reply
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To the person who rated him as a one... He will find you.
Heroblade, on October 23, 2009 05:16:08 Reply
+8   
with fire
Flamdo, on October 23, 2009 08:59:06 Reply
+8   
And possibly a world ending cleave.
Meteor, on October 23, 2009 09:41:12 Reply
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Saurfang once got down rated. The person foolish enough to do so had both pieces of his cleaved corpse down rated. TO THE GROUND BABY!
Chukie1188, on October 23, 2009 10:26:42 Reply
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Saurfang for Warchief people, Saurfang > Thrall > Garrosh
Mistical, on October 23, 2009 10:38:52 (edited once) Reply
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FEAR THE CLEAVE
Cootius, on October 23, 2009 01:12:56 Reply
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Proud to be the one to up that post to Purple status.
Saurfang is possibly the best thing Blizzard added to WoW after WC3:FT
Craglore, on October 23, 2009 01:45:11 Reply
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When you think you are mind controlled Saurfang and you order him to kill people, he is actually searching for the one who tried to cast this dark magic on him.
Spellbreak, on October 23, 2009 11:48:06 Reply
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Saurfang's Mortal Strike crits you by 829384%#$ SERVER ERROR
Fsomalia, on October 26, 2009 01:43:20 Reply
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"You can't kill Saurfang. When he reaches a certain point, he just lays the smacksdown on the entire raid. We found that out the hard way by pouring massive DPS on him. Nope, didn't work."
Quote from WoW Insider about their attempt to do the gunship battle in Icecrown.
Moroan, on October 29, 2009 08:12:35 Reply
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More Saurfang facts, for you viewing pleasure!

Saurfang survived barrens chat.

High Overlord Saurfang IS prepared.

The song "Highway to Hell" is actually about High Overlord Saurfang's driveway.

The Dark Portal was known as the Sunshine Portal until Saurfang walked through it.

Once known as Screamer, he was reduced to Murmur after meeting Saurfang.

If Saurfang cleaves you, you do not lose 10% durability. You will lose all your armor, and will be unable to return to your corpse because the pieces will be too far apart from each other to rez all at once.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Saurfang.

High Overlord Saurfang puts the laughter in manslaughter.

High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, except instead of a sheep, he turns you into a corpse.

High Overlord Saurfang demands 6 hours of silence for meditation every week. The result of this is Tuesday morning maintenance.

Items cannot be soulbound to High Overlord Saurfang. He has no soul.

Saurfang CAN wield wands. They shoot cleaves.
Kubaliya, on November 3, 2009 10:11:53 (edited once) Reply
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When Saurfang cleaves you, you not only perpetualy loose 10% durability, your children do also, as do their children, and their children.....
Naraxis, on November 20, 2009 03:14:51 Reply
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You kidding? He rates Artifact just for telling off Garrosh the way he does.
Cerulean, on December 2, 2009 08:18:34 Reply
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Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Saurfang can swim through land.
Lifeknight, on December 6, 2009 01:37:53 Reply

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